Monday, March 24, 2014

Ты помнишь, Тань? В тени завода,
Целовал я тебя при луне
Потом взял твои белые груди
И узлом завязал на спине.


Tuesday, February 25, 2014

В кинотеатре, где нет туалета, даже самый плохой фильм держит зрителя в напряжении до конца сеанса.

Bill Gates talking to David Hewlett about Mark Zuckerberg on reddit
Monday, February 10, 2014


Thursday, December 26, 2013

History is a set of lies agreed upon.


Friday, November 22, 2013

This is a sorrow that lingers, because a 2893 byte read is the only thing that both Republicans and Democrats agree is wrong. It’s like, maybe Medicare is a good idea, maybe not, but there’s no way to justify reading everything that ever existed a jillion times into a mega-jillion sized array.

http://research.microsoft.com/en-us/people/mickens/thenightwatch.pdf


Monday, October 21, 2013

Первая девушка на Луне:

— Хьюстон, у нас проблемы!
— В чем дело?
— Знаете... Не важно.
— Что произошло?
— Ничего.
— Говорите уже!
— НЕТ!

charity
Sunday, July 14, 2013

When you are doing charity, you are not doing anything even remotely good. In fact, you are harming the whole humanity, just to feed that selfish dopamine-addicted monster inside of you.