Monday, March 24, 2014

Ты помнишь, Тань? В тени завода,
Целовал я тебя при луне
Потом взял твои белые груди
И узлом завязал на спине.

Tuesday, February 25, 2014

В кинотеатре, где нет туалета, даже самый плохой фильм держит зрителя в напряжении до конца сеанса.

Bill Gates talking to David Hewlett about Mark Zuckerberg on reddit
Monday, February 10, 2014

Thursday, December 26, 2013

History is a set of lies agreed upon.

Friday, November 22, 2013

This is a sorrow that lingers, because a 2893 byte read is the only thing that both Republicans and Democrats agree is wrong. It’s like, maybe Medicare is a good idea, maybe not, but there’s no way to justify reading everything that ever existed a jillion times into a mega-jillion sized array.

Monday, October 21, 2013

Первая девушка на Луне:

— Хьюстон, у нас проблемы!
— В чем дело?
— Знаете... Не важно.
— Что произошло?
— Ничего.
— Говорите уже!
— НЕТ!

Sunday, July 14, 2013

When you are doing charity, you are not doing anything even remotely good. In fact, you are harming the whole humanity, just to feed that selfish dopamine-addicted monster inside of you.