Daddy plays white.

1.e4 c5
2.Nf3 d6
3.d4 cxd4
4.Nxd4 Nf6
5.Nc3 a6
6.Bg5 e6
7.Bc4 b5
8.Bb3 Bb7
9.O-O Be7
10.Bxe6 Nxe4
11.Bxe7 Nxc3
12.bxc3 Qxe7
13.Re1 O-O
14.Bd5 Qc7
15.Bxb7 Qxb7
16.Nf5 d5
17.Qg4 g6
18.Ne7+ Kg7
19.Qd4+ f6
20.Nxd5 Nc6
21.Qe4 Rf7
22.Rab1 Ne5
23.Nxf6 Qxe4
24.Nxe4 Ng4
25.f3 Nf6
26.Ng5 Rc7 - time was running out
27.Ne6+

When I'm drunk, my subconsciousness whispers me moves I would never ever take when I'm sober.
They, somehow, work.