Jersey Shore
Sunday, January 17, 2010

Fuck me, I just watched, like, Jersey Shore, like. Jesus fucking Christ, like, these muscled guys, like, are soon gonna hump each other because, like, their, like, chicks are fat oozy lardasses. Oh my God, make me unsee it.

Really. This picture doesn't depict fat short legs and ugly faces of these females. You have to see it in the show. If I was a well-fit muscled sexy male (which I am) and had to go out with so-called 'guidettes' I would, probably, castrate myself and just sit at home playing World of Warcraft.

Selling t-shirts is also a part of my dream job description. You have to be dumb as shit to rent a house, participating in a reality show, and still be forced to fucking sell t-shirts to pay the rent. It's one shift in 3 days, making it about $60 per week. Can't they just afford that? Cheap-asses.

Update: Jesus fucking Christ, I thought that fatass "Snookie" or "Snickers" or whatever (Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi) was a fucking indian of some sort, she was so dark. IT WAS A FUCKING SUN TAN.

Also, in case MTV or this fat-ass is going to Google for herself, I'll make her feel good about it:

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi:
Nicole Snooki Polizzi -Guidette girl from Jersey Shore


Post a Comment