Vi sucks. Just not as bad as the other editors.

All the vi users are angrily sending e-mail that reads something like this:

 You are a blithering idiot! Emacs is the worst editor ever
 invented! I learned vi and I've never needed anything else!
 :wq!
 ^[kdd:w!q!ZZ
 ^C^D.exit
 quit
 logout

  (Chuck Musciano)

And some extra from my personal archives: